dirty merriman

Its the same as a dirty sanchez, but performed with your tongue instead of your finger.

I was tossin this dudes salad and then gave him a dirty merriman.

by TheLos February 3, 2010

monkey mercinary leader

its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey

person 1: get fucking shit on

Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you

person 1: you cant do shit

Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*

by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 8, 2022

Teagan Merriman

A sexy hot piece of ass who originates from the New Zealand islands.

I love teagan merriman

by the tonk god June 2, 2022

Monitor and Merrimack

A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.

The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.

"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."

by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025