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The Madden Bullshit

When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.
Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.

Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!
by Anonymousgamer21 November 17, 2021
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John Madden

Football is his life. He is the most american man there will ever be, and you should not disrespect the man. He is football, and football is him.

And he does not jump on team bandwagons, it's his job to love every team.
"Football is my Life. I don't know what I would do without it"
- John Madden
by I hate Ignorant people July 30, 2006
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Madden 21

by Easy Muther fuckin E September 13, 2020
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Madden 2005

note: see Madden 2004,Madden 2003,Madden 2002 and Madden 2001. A football game published by EA Sports. Madden 2005 is also a way of stealing fifty bucks from the consumer, offering only marginal "improvements" over last year's marginal "improvement" of Madden 2003.
A "hit-stick" and slightly updated rosters does not make Madden 2005 the future of gaming.
by Ghst August 18, 2004
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Sam Madden

The Most Sexiest, Hottest, Cutest, Most Fuckable Man You Can Think Of! Oh and Did I Mention Sexi?
I Want To Suck Sam Madden's Giant Dick!
by Cupcake Rainbow:P October 8, 2008
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benji madden

Gigantic emo poseur fag, and frontman (or rather frontfag) of sub-par, emo, future has-beens Good Charlotte.
Benji Madden was resplendent in his black eye shadow, choppy hair, and gut-wrenching emotional pain last night.
by sharkjumper February 24, 2008
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John Madden

Boy : Hello John Madden
John Madden : FOOTBALL!!! *while waves hands in face*
by Doom November 28, 2003
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