by BigDiesel69 April 29, 2022
When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.
"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."
"Well, I got laser balls."
by Xexdeh January 01, 2020
a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.
weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
by awesome-dude-with-long-hair December 11, 2008
A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.
by Baab32 November 05, 2013
Cats possessing the ability to shoot lasers out of their eyeballs; cats that can be used as weapons to defeat evil forces like a ninja.
by sarahxvampires December 11, 2008
by muthaf January 28, 2009
1- a stuffed pig which makes funny grunting noises when hit against walls or other people's heads.
2- a source of great amusement
2- a source of great amusement
"Dude, chuck me laser pig"
"No he's my laser pig"
(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)
"No he's my laser pig"
(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)
by theloaffamily April 11, 2010