You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman May 31, 2007
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knicker fat

Knicker fat: I.e when your cock juggling thunder cunt of a friend lee calls you knicker fat when on a night out.
Rachel: hey Lee
Lee: fuck off knicker fat
by Knicker fat April 22, 2016
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fishy knickered

The sensation a woman feels when sexually excited at the presence of a man.
The way I was dancing in that club last night, all the birds were fishy knickered.
by British Gash August 03, 2015
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soggy knickered

Refers to a female dripper and the state of her underwear/her knickers.
What are the girls like in your new job, Paul?

Brilliant - there's a lot of soggy knickered babes around me. Takes me 5-10 minutes to get up out of my seat.
by LoMy April 07, 2016
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Airplane Knickers

The sort of knickers that are always quick to take off when the time is right.
Eh Joe, do you think that redhead on the dancefloor will shag me if I ask ?
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.
by Scurlage February 23, 2024
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its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 04, 2018
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Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.
"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"
by Pissy McTakerton November 07, 2013
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