Kirsten is a super cool bestfriend. She dosent talk much but when she does shes quite funny and listens well i really love her and i hope we will be friends forever
by icelollie July 29, 2022
Get the Kirstenmug. Kirsten is an amazing girl that only gets to date dane the duck and gets to do the nasty only on Sundays the most holy day of the week she is bad af ngl
by daddy Dane February 19, 2022
Get the Kirstenmug. A cruel joke god played on humanity. A vile little goblin-esque creature more akin to pond scum than a human.
Hey man, it could be worse, you could be Kirsten.
by GoblinKiller March 14, 2022
Get the Kirstenmug. Kirsten Coggins is a beautiful wonderful person that deserves more that what they think. They are amazing and always will nobody can change that they are perfect no matter what any one says. They don't believe any compliments and sure they have there ups and downs but a Kirsten Coggins will always always be there for you no matter what. 💯
by Idfkwhatimdoing. November 22, 2021
Get the Kirsten Cogginsmug. Kirsten is literally the worst person ever and tries to be funny although managing to never have current jokes. Tries to joke around but replaces funny with annoying. She sucks stay away from her or she’ll never leave you alone.
by Duktective October 15, 2019
Get the Kirstenmug. Kirsten (noun): A person who desperately tries to fit into the in-crowd, often at the expense of her true self. Not known for her natural beauty, she relies on wigs to cover her bald head and struggles with self-esteem. Her personality leaves much to be desired, often described as trashy, and she tends to use past connections to claim friendships instead of building genuine relationships. Lacking the ability to stand up for herself, she’s often seen as someone who's been through the wringer just to feel “loved.” With saggy breasts and a history of being ran through, she became a teen mom in a misguided attempt to grow up too fast, all while seeking validation from those around her, including a mother who doesn’t show her love. In short, Kirsten embodies the struggle of trying to be someone she’s not in a world that values superficiality.
Kirsten is a bop
by RogueKnight March 22, 2025
Get the Kirstenmug.