Invisible Mountain

An awesome crazy Chick with a best friend named Miss Traci.

In the hills of Pinconning, MI, there stands an Invisible Mountain, singing blues and watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

by Traci Green June 1, 2003

the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.

Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.

by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010

Invisible dribble

A person who tries to play bball but really has some serious misunderstandings about certain technicalities such "travelling". Hence, even though they keep playing thinking that they're not travelling, they must be imagining that they are dribbling the ball...hence the term "invisible dribble".

Could also be applied to people who think they have any kind of game, not just in bball...life in general.

Situation 1 - Playing Ball
Dude 1 - "Dude, look at all those steps he's taking...he's doing the carlton and he doesn't even know it. Doesn't he know he has to dribble the ball?"

Dude 2 - "Yeah, he's got mad inivisible dribble skills".

Situation 2 - Picking up a chick
"Check out that dude over there trying to work some game on that chick...he's got nothing man...no response...nada...seriously - invisible dribble and a half. But damn, she is who-licious nonetheless."

by Dr. Pete March 2, 2008

HTC Invisible

A word that describes the non-existent smartphone you own

Person 1: I have the newest invention in smartphones *reaches into pocket and pulls out nothing* Its the HTC invisible! Its free, with no monthly charge!
Person 2: Dude you don't have a phone. Thats your hand.
Person 1: PSHHHHH! You just can't see it. Its too far in the future for you to understand.

by kitkath August 12, 2011

invisible girlfriend

a girlfriend that you cant see but you still really relaly care about

today, friday, i hope to see my invisible girlfriend at the mall between 1-230

by bennetjames May 2, 2008

invisible hand

The process by which the economy will correct itself according to Adam Smith.

The government doesnt need to do anything, the invisible hand will fix the economy

by James Hannan June 6, 2004

Invisible Children

1.Children that are Invisible.

2. Or y'know dead children, whichever you prefer.
3. The children that parents wish they did or didnt have.
:)

Superstitious Granny: I can't find David anywhere, he must have become one of the invisible children!
Sister: No! He's just out shooting Jared with his airsoft.

by silicosis November 11, 2018