mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!

Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.

by lilly1974 February 4, 2009

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Gunk

A sound you make when you feel fear and or impending doom
(Funny )

Also applicable to anything you can think of to say you just have to get it

There’s a math test next period ????

-GUNK-

by Alice Stockli November 15, 2022

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Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017

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Gunk

Gunk refers to all that is badass and filthy.

Person 1: Did you hear that jeremy crashed the funeral of his school bully and poured mud in his coffin?
Person 2: On bro on Gunk?

Person 1: Ikr, bros literally gunk-boosted to the max

by thebizzler February 20, 2023

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Gunk Spray

Toxic Squirt Juice That Comes From The Vagina

I would love a drink of gunk spray right now

by I need some gunk spray February 10, 2021

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gunk bunk

A type of bunk bed where mattresses are simply placed atop one another with people lodged or “gunked” in between.

Guy 1: yo this sleeping arrangement is gonna suck if we all want to sleep in here, there just isn’t enough room.

Guy 2: oh, we should just do a gunk bunk

Guy 1: oh, facts

by Bedding Enthusiast August 7, 2021

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