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ass gps

Usually a white male who knows the best places to find whores with a fat ass almost as if they were a GPS.
Tom: Dude I'm foaming at the mouth for some bitches with a fat ass.

Matthew: I know a spot bro. Loser Asshole Avenue has the hottest hoes with fat asses who are willing to fuck anytime.

Tom: Holy shit no way!

David: Don't do it Tom. They're probably infested with STDs. Fuck off Matthew, you ass gps.
by dajinco November 11, 2024
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wmd gps

A random text message your dad might send you.

Don’t worry, however. It just means that his keyboard is crappy.
Dad: “wmd gps
LS - “u too”
by loOSe screwz January 17, 2024
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as GPS as dog

navigating difficulte situtions with ease
Even when the meeting turned chaotic, Jenna stayed calm and found a solution — she was as GPS as dog, guiding everyone through the mess without breaking a sweat.
by nelyakag April 27, 2025
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as GPS as dog

navigating through difficult situations with ease
Even when the project hit a major roadblock, Sarah was as GPS as dog, calmly finding a way around every obstacle and keeping us on track.
by ilyaeidegger May 3, 2025
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Get a GPS

It is a phrase you can use when people don't know anything about anything. It means you are lost and you don't even know what's going on at one moment or situation in life.
Mike: Hey Carl i thought mary was your girl!
Carl: What? naw am dating Diana now!
Mike: Oh really?
Carl: Yeah man, you better Get a GPS and find yourself!
by Niggazuelan January 5, 2011
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I'm on gps

When you're on house arrest.
Hey John lets go out and function.
I can't Jimmy I'm on gps
by The.More.You.Know April 19, 2018
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