Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.

1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

by Chad Valiant February 02, 2004

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John Gloria

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That’s John Gloria he’s Emmie’s

by John Gloria February 05, 2022

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Gloria in excelsis deo

Gloria is a fucking bitch. She knows exactly who she is and isn’t afraid to tell you- high Virgo energy. In excelsis Deo is her dad’s name, he immigrated from rural Mexico. The only thing that asshole left her is a fucking name. Gloria likes takis, Patrón, and dick.

Gloria in excelsis deo et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis, ya feel?

by jelliotcrumpton March 16, 2024

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gloria ridelle

Gloria Ridelle is the best dream girl you could have, she’s the type of girl that laugh easily. Once you get to know her she will want to talk to you a lot. She is not a shy girl. When you get close she will want to hangout with you. Gloria will kiss you everyday and will want to stay with you. Gloria is a very hot girl and wonderful to be with. She’s the type of girl that if you do mean things to her she will be mean with you. She wouldn’t tell you that she likes you but, she will if you do. She is very kind and a charm.

Alex: Hey Gloria, you’re such a gorgeous girl !
Gloria: Aww thank you so much!
Alex: did you see Zack said today?
Gloria Ridelle: Yes, he was wearing is shirt the wrong way he so dumb!
Alex: yeah!

by Paolo April 15, 2019

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