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Dollar Lamprey

Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.
Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.
by oxygen theif April 25, 2010
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Dead Dollar

/dɛd ˈdɑlɚ/
noun
A single US Dollar of any denomination which has been dropped and now sits on the ground, idle, undisturbed, and ready to be claimed.
Walked in the woods - found a dead dollar, found a dead dollar.
by RRRun February 28, 2018
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cubic dollars

Having more money than your opponent -- Buying victory. Originated from Drag racing.
"The only substitute for cubic inches is cubic dollars."
by John Arnold January 23, 2006
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poo dollar

The art of wipping ones rear end after defication with a dollar bill in a public place. The one dollar note is then folded, crumpled, and/or placed face down in a public place with the aim that someone else will pick it up and get feces on them or their person.
Oh snap thats shit on that dollar bill, someone left me a poo dollar.
by Gavin F October 3, 2006
mugGet the poo dollarmug.

Half Dollar

1. a coin that is worth 50 cents in the United States
2. the rapper 50 cent
3. a fugly whore that only an isane idiot would pay 50 cents for
1 hey,I found a half dollar today
2 ahhhhhh shes listening to Half Dollar (in backround I'll take you to the candy shop...)
3. dammmmn, thats the fattest Half Dollar ive ever seen what is becoming of our city
by adad December 28, 2005
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Monkey Dollars

Pay for peanuts - Low wages for lazy work... a way of getting paid but not being prepared to work for it.
"You agency staff want money for nothing!"

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"

"Hence; monkey dollars!"
by The pork chop Express February 5, 2005
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Stripper Dollar

(n.) A dollar bill that is too crumpled and ripped to put in a machine, so you give it to a stripper
Dude, there is now way you can get a coke with that, it's a stripper dollar now.
by c4rt3r July 1, 2008
mugGet the Stripper Dollarmug.

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