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Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021
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Baby do what he want

A colloquial term to describe the nonchalance felt by all those who embody the ideology of "doing what he want".
Why'd you take a shower with my sister? Baby do what he want.

Why'd you leave the chat? Baby do what he want.
by SteeleUrNan June 22, 2021
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why do everyone want diamond?

Why deos everone whant diamong?????? diamond diamonds
diamond diamonds

"Why do everyone want diamond?" said Issac with a confused voice.
by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019
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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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Do you want to build a snowman?

Discretely asking someone if they want to do Cocaine.

Humorously inspired by Disney's Frozen.
by DarthBombad May 3, 2024
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