Detective Mode

The short 1-2 minutes of after masturbation where you use your hidden detective skills to get rid of all evidence.

Person 1:"Dude did you see that jizz spot on Jack's keyboard?"

Person 2:"Looks like someones detective mode was defective"

by Manthemanman August 10, 2010

lie detective

Kevin Johnson

I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills

by sweettitty June 8, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am In The States In Which When You Cannot, They, As Individuals Can Not Breathe. What Am, I. The Interpretation: "'An Occult Detective'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am In The States In Which When You Cannot, They, As Individuals Can Not Breathe. What Am, I. The Interpretation: "'An Occult Detective'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am In The States In Which When You Cannot, They, As Individuals Can Not Breathe. What Am, I. The Interpretation: "'An Occult Detective'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Angel Valenzuela Inspired Me To Be An Occult Detective

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Angel Valenzuela Inspired Me To Be An Occult Detective

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Drip Detection Squad

A group of online friends wearing the same or very similar skins killing people that aren't the same/similar skins repeatedly until they change

this is the drip detection squad and change the skin or and join us

by FatPogChamp44 September 10, 2021

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

Special victim's detective

The one that investigates domestic violence claims.

The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020