derp

derp-Interjection

Used when replying to a previous statement that is either 1)irrelevant, 2)unintelligible or 3)pointless.

1) following a conversation that had revolved around riced out cars, Jim adds:
"Does anyone else think that corn dogs looks like rats having sex?"
-DERP!

Jim after smoking weed:

"I woke up, or was I already awake? It doesn't matter because THE CAT WAS STILL sleeping!!! ISN'T that odd?
-DERP

3)The sun hurts eyes!
-DERP!

by DFreshalot September 28, 2011

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

Derping

Being scared while coughing

Oh my god! Call 911, Kevin is derping so hard

by Nizibishi December 4, 2020

derp

slang for a mixture of Molly, LSD, and a bump of Coke

Hey, Chad at The festival let's get derped up bro.

by ihatewalt November 5, 2020

Derping

When you're scared and coughing

Kevin was derping through his experience with lasers in a game

by thederpmister December 3, 2020

Derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

Kevin just derping in his video.

by Atka The HUN December 3, 2020

Derping

When your scared and coughing and the same time.

“Is it just me or is this man derping?”

by Holmes’sProtege December 3, 2020