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Crappypasta

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A term coined mainly by 4chan, reddit, & creepypasta wiki users to refer to poorly written, overly clichéd creepypastas most likely written with the intent to be disturbing or horrifying to the reader. Most of these crappypastas have been banned from the creepypasta wiki, and can most likely be found on the "bad creepypasta" category within the trollpasta wiki. Note that crappypastas are not meant to be confused with trollpastas, as trollpastas are intentionally written to be sarcastic as well as comedic. Most crappypastas often stem around the genres of lost episodes, gaming creepypastas, mascot horror, image creepypastas, and even fanfics with fetishized violence.

Some examples of crappypastas are:
Sonic.exe
Jeff the Killer
Red Mist
Guest 666
Slenderman

To the determine whether or not a creepypasta should be deemed a crappypasta or not is up for debate, as many stories that have been regarded as genuine creepypastas, only for them to be labelled as a crappypasta after a few years because the people who used to find these stories scary, now have matured enough to realize how bad they were. Some crappypastas are later turned into mascot horror icons due to their sheer popularity upon younger audiences.

There can be hybrids of crappypastas and trollpastas. These types of crappypastas are purposely written poorly and sarcastically in order to be funny, yet fail at offering any comedic value to the reader. One example of a crappy trollpasta is "TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD".
Person 1: By far the scariest creepypasta I've read was the story of Herobrine!
Person 2: People still find those crappypastas scary? It's freaking 2023! Grow up!
by FungusMan January 18, 2023
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Crayolaing

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This is when if you're a female, shove a Crayola up your anal area
God, why are you Crayolaing?
by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023
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Granola Crayola

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A person who dresses like a camp counselor, lives in Denver, Colorado, or dresses suspiciously close to Dora the Explorer.
by sugarglider333 August 15, 2025
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Brows By Crayola

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The term used to describe an individual who draws on his/her eyebrows very thick and unnaturally dark, almost as if he/she used melted crayon wax to fill them in. Normally seen in a color palette quite different than the color of one's natural hair.
"Hey, how is Barbra holding up after the waxing accident ?"
"Dude, it's bad. You wouldn't be able to even recognize her. Serious brows by Crayola."

brows eyebrows
by isyee13 September 4, 2016
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