Canyon cooch

A vagina that is streched really wide and loose, usually as a result of promiscuity
After screwing every guy she met all summer, that blonde developed a nasty case of canyon cooch
by Hilarion Tada December 16, 2010
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Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.
Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!
by gothangelic March 04, 2009
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cooch clerk

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.
the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!
by orange123 March 02, 2009
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cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.
How many cooch stretchers do you have?
by Big Foots Dick June 26, 2015
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cooch poodle

A skank who hasn't shaved her who-ha in 10 months.
That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.

That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!

That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.

Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!
by Ofmay November 18, 2013
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cooch-poacher

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.
Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.
by Fading Glory August 10, 2008
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pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch
Damn nigga lemme pack a cooch you
by Doughboy Braden October 08, 2013
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