Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

consumer of sauces

he likes to consume LOTS of sauces. Name used for people who only eat the sauce from fast foods

Wow, you really are the consumer of sauces!

by voidyfizz December 16, 2024

If your parents consumed your product

Wrong!

Hym "If your parents consumed your product and you're a pornstar then it would be like incest-adjacent. Your argument is basically 'Well, you let that other guy fuck you! Would you let your brother fuck you? What about your dad? Therefore sex is wrong.' So no."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know ow the spartan prayer and are addicted to personal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Interface Of A User (Consumer Electronics)...

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Bridges Consumer Healthcare

dedicated to building a portfolio of over-the-counter health and personal care brands that will make a difference in people’s lives by better serving the unmet needs of the consumer.

We founded Bridges Consumer Healthcare to deliver better self-care solutions for day-to-day health and personal care issues that impact the lives of consumers and their families.

by SPrice1980 June 2, 2023