Cheeto puff.
The current president of the United States, since 2016. Brings darkness and pain, and uses Twitter as an outlet for his immaturity. Fun fact! President Puff has a tumbleweed for hair.
The current president of the United States, since 2016. Brings darkness and pain, and uses Twitter as an outlet for his immaturity. Fun fact! President Puff has a tumbleweed for hair.
by A Whole Rat™ January 12, 2019

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax
by viper1109 January 22, 2015

by bestie yaaaaa December 8, 2021

by Fourx4chik6902 August 7, 2020

A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos”
by Cassy🌃 October 1, 2019

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"
"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"
"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"
"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
by WefestRager October 30, 2011

Similar to "not my president," this phrase specifically describes Trump while alluding to his orange makeup.
by AnonOps752 January 26, 2017
