Cheeto Puff

Cheeto puff.

The current president of the United States, since 2016. Brings darkness and pain, and uses Twitter as an outlet for his immaturity. Fun fact! President Puff has a tumbleweed for hair.

"President Cheeto Puff has officially made America greasy again."

by A Whole Rat™ January 12, 2019

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A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax

I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.

by viper1109 January 22, 2015

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yeeto cheeto

the best friend group ever

i am so jealous i am not in yeeto cheeto

by bestie yaaaaa December 8, 2021

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Cheeto pie

Another name for a red heads ass hole

I ate that red heads Cheeto pie last night.

by Fourx4chik6902 August 7, 2020

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A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos”

Jeez, take a shower man you look like a Cheeto motherfucker.

by Cassy🌃 October 1, 2019

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Cheeto Blasting

The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.

"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"

"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"

"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"

by WefestRager October 30, 2011

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