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Cheeto Puff

Cheeto puff.

The current president of the United States, since 2016. Brings darkness and pain, and uses Twitter as an outlet for his immaturity. Fun fact! President Puff has a tumbleweed for hair.
"President Cheeto Puff has officially made America greasy again."
by A Whole Rat™ January 12, 2019
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yeeto cheeto

i am so jealous i am not in yeeto cheeto
by bestie yaaaaa December 8, 2021
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Guido Cheeto

A guido cheeto is simply, A GUIDO (an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them ORANGE... In-turn... Guido Cheeto!
Look at that Guido Cheeto on the boardwalk... He clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan....
by AndreaAK-47 July 25, 2011
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not my cheeto

Similar to "not my president," this phrase specifically describes Trump while alluding to his orange makeup.
"Damn, Trump won the election."

"Well I didn't vote for him, he's not my cheeto"
by AnonOps752 January 26, 2017
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Cheeto pie

by Fourx4chik6902 August 7, 2020
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A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax
I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.
by viper1109 January 22, 2015
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Cheeto Motherfucker

A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos
by Cassy🌃 October 1, 2019
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