That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you
by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024
Get the Break Upmug. her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
Get the National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Daymug. National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023
Get the National break up daymug. 
Get the national break up with your gf daymug. 
Get the national break up with your gf daymug. Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin
HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
by power go April 19, 2023
Get the Tell your gf u wanna break upmug. 1. The end of a relationship, affair, fling or situations hip.
"Where's Nastya?"
"She broke up with me.."
2. The end of a band.
"Did you hear the Metal Skulls broke up?"
"Damn that sucks.."
3. The end of a political entities.
"The Soviet Union broke up in 1989."
4. The end of any other type of relationship or partnership.
"Where's Nastya?"
"She broke up with me.."
2. The end of a band.
"Did you hear the Metal Skulls broke up?"
"Damn that sucks.."
3. The end of a political entities.
"The Soviet Union broke up in 1989."
4. The end of any other type of relationship or partnership.
by KevH38 August 16, 2025
Get the Breaking Upmug.