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Jupiter axis rotation

Despite the mistaken belief that Jupiter spins fast it actually is scientifically known to only complete a rotation once every 23 days.
No, not 10 hours, Jupiter Axis Rotation is 23 days. Signed scientists.
by Bring-Rown-Beer November 10, 2025
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AXI

A bitch who scratches people's balls for discord money. A gay fuck who gobbles up dick for clicks and flicks.
Why is AXI asking for discord currency, ah hell nah 💀. Go fuck yourself nigga you ain't getting shit.
by Fact_supplier_dwg October 22, 2025
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Axis fever

When you're into the men/women or historical value of the 3 former Axis Power countries.

This is a play on words similar to Yellow fever, however that definition usually pertains to Caucasians which is regressive.

However this is not an Anti-Semitic/Racist definition. Its just a play on words from yours truly.

This is not for the faint of heart nor those who are uneducated on the history of WW2

But this should humble them in some way to understand your relationship interests.

This is definition does not gatekeep: Weebs Koreaboos, Italian, and German culturalisms.

You can in fact be from one of these current countries and still be into any of them.
Have you heard of Axis fever?

No.

Well here I'll tell you, its simply those who are into the 3 major countries that fought against the Allied powers.

Oh okay. Now is that a relationship

(For the easily offended, disclose first that you might say something they may deem sensitive)
by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023
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Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
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Minor axis

The act of putting dick inside a minor butt while pooping
Yo I just hit a minor axis on this Brazilian girl.
by Goatgost April 10, 2025
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Axis

: a person who's always there for everyone

: a person that has deep understandings

: a ambivert person

: mostly Virgo's

: a person who's always there for you

: a person that can risk all of them for you
: you're my Axis
by Im_Nayeon May 13, 2022
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