Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

Zoophile

Revolting scum straight from the bottom ring of hell. Can't form actual relationships so decide to abuse innocent animals.

Greg: Hey Dan I think I'm a zoophile

Dan: Jump off a bridge

Greg: Ok!

by ilikecorn3423 January 24, 2024

Zoophile

An insufferable fucking disgrace to our society that is attracted to any kind of animal and would be absolutely willing to commit sexual harassment in the animal kingdom.

Person 1: Hey guys, look! It's a Zoophile!
Person 2: What a loser!
Person 3: I bet their family and friends abandoned them!

by ThePoggersMan October 21, 2023

zoophile

retarded little subhuman pieces of shit that deserve nothing but hate.
People who are attracted to non-human organisms and have orgasms looking at them

Helen: hey guys i just had sex with my dog, i'm a zoophile!
Kevin: nigga what the fuck
Irene: you can't say that

by imsubbedtogoingnio November 2, 2025

Beat A Zoophile Month

In the entire month of April, You must beat up a zoophile and they CANNOT fight back. April 28 is National Beat A Zoophile Day. Get ready boys.

I will beat up my friend because he is a Zoophile during Beat A Zoophile Month

by Novaiafloof08 March 28, 2024

zoophile

an degenerate who is attracted to fucking animals.

a large amount of zoophiles have been related with paedophilia which is concerning to say the least.

zoophile: oh yeah I GET HARD when I see animals

an normal person: what the actual fuck

by yippee? March 29, 2024