venezuelan steamer

Is when a large group of men and women convene in a pool and defocate uncontrollably.

Person 1: Hey man, that party was pretty crazy last night.

Person 2: Totally man, especially when Kevin and Jenny started that Venezuelan Steamer in the pool.

by ThunderHobbit January 22, 2014

crab steamer

The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.

Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.

by ktrane77 August 21, 2008

wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

by Ellis September 9, 2010

Yakima Steamer

This is the act of taking a steamy pile of shit onto your partners bare exposed feet. Thus, leaving their toes looking like Yakima, Washington.

Jose enjoys to pay harlots in cash to give him a Yakima Steamer, while he stands in his bathtub, so he doesn’t ruin the carpet in his parents basement.

by Djjazzyjinx January 25, 2020

Buffalo Steamer

A sexual act generally perfomed with both partners consuming a large quantity of taco dip, smothering their bodies in buffalo sauce and blue cheese dressing, followed by rough anal intercourse over a plate of buffalo wings until defecation.

There was supposed to be a pool party at Drew's house but it was raining out so we stayed inside and did a buffalo steamer instead.

by Chicken Man February 7, 2017

Beet Steamer

When a gassy gay man decides to take it in the butt during sex, and uncontrollably releases his fart while the other man's penis is lodged inside of his anus.

After that taco bell I might be giving you a beet steamer tonight.

by BBBauer February 18, 2014

Thunderhead Steamer

When taking a shower in the locker room while another person is simultaneously dropping a hot and smelly deuce in a nearby stall. The steam of the shower and the stench of the poop combine to engulf you in a thick, warm turd fog from which there is no escape.

Mike was taking a shower after practice while Joe was taking an enormous dump nearby. The combination created a nearly lethal Thunderhead Steamer.

by why me? August 25, 2013