Desert Fury

When you nut in a girl's face and then hit her with a handfull of sand.

So the chick got saltly about the nut so I hit her with the Desert Fury and now her eyes are shut.

by That Pizope. October 28, 2008

desert duo

grian and scars duo name :D the skrunkliest guys ever

person 1: " what is desert duo?"
person 2: "grian and scars duo name of course!"
person 3: "OH YEAH!! the skrunkly minecraft guys!"

by cloudsofcherry January 18, 2022

Desert Spike

The term for anal sex that takes place in a rectum without any form of lubrication and little bits of dried feces surround the anal opening. Rarely a pleasurable experience.

Salar gave that nasty girl a desert spike. She couldn't sit for weeks.

by The Incredible Bulk February 12, 2006

desert mouth

After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth

Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth

'I have a bad case of desert mouth'

by Goose-Uk April 28, 2008

just desert

An idiom for ' to get whats coming to you ' .

It may appear that they're getting ahead by cheating, but they'll get their just deserts in the end.

by foodforthought95 May 11, 2013

ship of the desert

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}

when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice

by douglas epley January 14, 2007

Desert Island

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.

Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006