Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Bad Decision Shoulders

To rotate ones shoulder's, raising one after another while keeping your arms bent at the elbows whilst gravitating towards a bad decision. Most commonly used to describe someone on the path of unfaithfulness, exuding a particularly joyous excitement about the prospect that is visible in their shoulders.

Nathan gave one last sly smile to Danny, Tom and Rich before giving a vigorous episode of bad decision shoulders then turning and moving towards the ladies at the bar.

by Spoonsauce June 19, 2022

Decisions

I'm not making any. This works the way I want it to or I start stabbin. The decision has already been made and my decision is final.

Hym "No decisions will be made and no taxes will be paid as I am already done making the only decision that is going to matter."

by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

Driveway Decision

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.

Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision

by .Bwy. November 16, 2023

Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM)

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.

Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.

Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024

Impulse decisions

Me

Fuck: you made a choice without thinkin now you regret it. Impulse decisions

by NunbutTruth January 26, 2022