Play Cousin

A person around the way that you grew up with or who is just that person who has your back. They come with a lot of clout because you get to pick this cousin and throw shade on dem real cousins that you aint feelin at the moment. Which probably means you don't want to hear the truth that a real family member will say to you. lol

Hey homie. Who is that fire that is with you all the time?.. Haha.. Oh that is my play cousin.. So can I get at that?. Can you hook us up???........Nope, she might not be my play cousin next week!!!!!!

by GirlieTruth June 27, 2018

Cousin Slayer

A friend who gets in a relationship with one of your cousins, then eventually hooks up with another.

Hey Jim, did you see Ryan last night with Samantha, wasn't he with Katie not too long ago? Yeah he is a cousin slayer.

by TheKingSlayer December 13, 2012

2nd cousin

1.When your related but, you can fuck each other 'without going to jail'.
2.A relative who's your parent's cousin's child. Basically they share great grandparents with you.

Rednecks sure love to bang 2nd cousin's.

by Celyuh May 27, 2016

fake cousin

someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.

friend: who is that in your family picture?
you: oh, that is ______, my fake cousin!

by 0liviaS November 19, 2018

uncle cousin

person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings

My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.

by phillybuzz215 September 29, 2015

Super Cousin

When you are first cousins with somebody on both sides of the family and there SHOULDN'T be and incest involved but you aren't 100% sure. You are twice as related to them than an average cousin.

Lucas is my Super Cousin because his dad and my dad are brothers and his mom and my mom are sisters. I'm pretty sure nobody fucked their own sibling.

by supercousin July 20, 2019

Cousin Willie

A name for a pervert or pedophile, usually an old man.

"Oh my god Cousin Willie is staring at me guys"
Pervert: pedo perv paedo

by ThundieProxy September 12, 2015