computer science

"CS"

The magical major where you have to write a program the night before it is due while your friends are playing poker and getting laid.

Forces you to take 3 semesters of calculus. This is not good.
I did fine in CS, but I failed calculus and lost my scholarship.
by Jason Hickey February 4, 2004
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Science enthusiast

A science Enthusiast is not technically a scientist, but is a person who enjoys and is interested in scientific facts. They are not classically trained in science, yet enjoy reading articles about scientific discovery.
I'm not a scientist, but I am a science Enthusiast. I really enjoyed that article on vaccinations.
by Scienceismyjam999 June 9, 2017
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Science Team

(noun)

Refers to the followers of Projekt Melody. Is commonly used by followers to identify other followers irl without directly speaking about Projekt Melody.
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computer science

Computer major for
1) Hardcore computer people who want power Power POWER!
2) Masochistic individual who enjoys punishing himself
3) One who wants to become a programmer

Don't confuse a CS msjor for one who majors in Information Systems, or "Lazy Man's CS". Information Systems is more similar to majoring in Word.
LA LA LA LA LA, I'm in computer science, I want to be a programmer, yeah, that's it school, rape my ass! Bastards.
by Nobbe November 19, 2003
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science damnit

used instead of god damnit to express dismay
person 1: "that asshole just killed my character!"
person 2: "SCIENCE DAMNIT!"
by T and POPO April 22, 2007
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rocket science

(adj.) term used to describe anything considered overly complex to the average luddite.
It doesn't take a degree in rocket science to figure out that any email from a stranger with an attachment and a subject line that says, "I Love You", contains a virus.
by fugitive247 November 7, 2004
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Toddlerbrain-Science

The extension of extremely basic, if not primative, child-like problem solving skills into an adult decision-making environment--where making good decisions based on sound principles of reasoning REALLY fucking matters.
My mommy says that all my prayers will be answered, that I'll see grandpa and kitty-cat in heaven and that all I really need to be successful in life is faith in our divine creator.
<<Really? You're twenty-fucking-five years old. You have no job, lodging or source of legal tender. You are an adult, totally dependent on yer 'mommy' for existence... I've got an idea! Why don't you shit in one of your hands and have god shit faith in the other...see which one fills up first. Without doubt, your Toddlerbrain-Science will serve you well...
by YAWA June 16, 2018
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