kitten tenders

N.
1. An epic cooking fail.
2. A child"s attempt at properly pronouncing "chicken tenders".
V.
3. When you try to pronounce a dish on the menu but it comes out horribly wrong and sometimes just down right nasty.

1."What the heck? Are those kitten tenders!?" "Yeah, it was gonna be a pot pie." :(
2. "Mommy, can I have some kitten tenders?" "What!?"
3."Oh yes, I'll have the chicken gourd on blew." "Seriously dad, way to kitten tenders."

by cowsgomoo212 April 14, 2010

meat tenderizer

Slang term describing a police officer's baton. The term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid bastard who desperately deserves it.

We loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer.

by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

Tender Foot

Feminine Fellow slang used by Cowboys

That person there wearing those super tight skinny jeans look s like a tender foot

by The real deal mexi Field October 14, 2015

Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

by justsomeotherguy May 8, 2009

pegis-tenderitis

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

by Beve Patty October 7, 2005

Tender Nigga

Is used to decribe a soft, or "bitch-made" type of nigga. Sometimes confused with as a "homosexual" and tends to have more than one female quality

That nigga gay!"..."naw he's just grew up a Tender Nigga(house full of gurls)"..."oh, well he need to keep that homo shyt at home

by KC_iibrahiim September 9, 2010

Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.

Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!

by Shaft25 May 1, 2006