Slamming desks is when two people of the same sex (usually male) rapidly slam their fronts together, usually bringing sexual pleasure to the individuals.
by saugen June 5, 2018
Get the slam desksmug. Method of cheating at school that consists of a student asking about one of the multiple answer questions to the teacher and another student knocking on the desk repeatedly. The number of knocks is equal to one of the answers, so if the other student knocks on the desk 2 times, it's option B.
Student 1: Teacher, what do I have to do in question 3?
Student 2: *knocks on desk 3 times*
Student 1: (Thinking) So it's option C! Thanks for the desk cheat...
Student 2: *knocks on desk 3 times*
Student 1: (Thinking) So it's option C! Thanks for the desk cheat...
by Yooshee August 20, 2020
Get the Desk Cheatmug. When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
by Fly Paper July 24, 2011
Get the Breast Deskmug. Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.
Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.
Bro- you smell.
Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
Bro- you smell.
Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017
Get the Desk pantsmug. I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my desk hadji was on the phone. I can't understand a thing he's saying, but he seems pretty upset
by HobiWan December 11, 2010
Get the Desk Hadjimug. The act of nutting at your desk during work or school. Similar to a desk pop but with busting a nut instead of discharging a weapon. (Is possible).
Rob: 'Jimmy.
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'
Thus he has committed a desk nut
Rob: 'When's the last time you had a desk pop? '
Jimmy: 'September 08.'
Rob: 'Be a man! Do it now! Buss one off'
*Nut is Busted At Desk*
Jimmy: 'He actually did it!'
Rob: 'Absolute Madman!'
Thus he has committed a desk nut
by BigNut2000 November 29, 2017
Get the Desk Nutmug. A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy
Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017
Get the standing deskmug.