A Average white male with short blonde hair that is socially awkward and retarded also a common name for the white male is Mitchell
by Special101 January 28, 2020
Get the Little Spedmug. Matt: Woah, Michael! I just found out that my birthday is the same day that I was born on! Isn't that crazy?
Michael: What? Are you retarded? Shut the fuck up, you fucking Sped Lord.
Michael: What? Are you retarded? Shut the fuck up, you fucking Sped Lord.
by 1nconsp1cuous May 24, 2016
Get the Sped Lordmug. An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.
Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.
Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.
1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.
by xxJayKayxx May 23, 2009
Get the Sped Dialingmug. by Sped dog .com February 26, 2021
Get the sped dogmug. People who try to apply for special ed classes by writing their e's and s's backwards, forget how to read the word hat and throw a temper tantrum, and while having an out loud spelling test, spell dog "ctrsh".
by Sped Monkey December 28, 2010
Get the sped monkeymug. by lewis kershaw May 8, 2008
Get the sped vaginamug. by Spph8e September 24, 2019
Get the Sped Headmug.