Sony

A company that is superior to Microsoft in every possible.

Sony is SO much better than Microsoft.

by Hubbflubber May 19, 2016

Sony

The most beautiful girl from India.

I saw a really beautiful girl.
Oh wow! She must be a Sony

by mickeypickeymouse July 9, 2022

Sony

Japanese corporation that specializes in free repairs or replacements of their products, which always happen to have problems for some reason.

Guy 1: Bullcrap, my Sony digital camera's bottom casing scratches my skin, my PS4 got the blue light of death, and my VAIO laptop keeps overheating!
Guy 2: Go on their website, they probably have free repairs or replacements.

by getshrektm8 March 4, 2015

Sony

A person who is very kind and caring with massive tits. Will take you off the census if you take his food.

Bob: Yo bro my grandpa took Sony's pizza and he got his ass ate to death
Billy:damn that's tragic

by BigFatTityMan May 17, 2022

Sony

Sexy ass big man with a massive cock (2 inches) he eats dogs and he is a pedo.

Kid 1: I stole Sony's honeybun and he ate my ass
Kid 2:What? Where does he hide his honeybuns

by BigFatTityMan May 17, 2022

Sony

funny hot guy mostly gets made fun of but he dosent give af athletic has a lot of friends always there for you

Sony is a overall troublemaker

1. Teacher: What’s the hottest thing in the universe
2: Smart girl: the sun obviously

3: yeah second to me
4: Teacher: get out now

by Definitely not Jack February 14, 2022

Sonied

The act of gaining access to an unauthorised system, or have it occur to you. Is best used when system defences are as useful as a cat flap in an elephant house.

1. "I sonied into my friend's Facebook and made stupid status updates."

2. "I got sonied badly when someone sonied into my bank account."

by DITE! June 2, 2011