shedeur

Slang term for your watch; inspired by University of Colorado Quarterback Shedeur Sanders.

“Shedeurrrrrrrrrrrr”
“gang iced out his shedeur”

by JR SMITH75467 October 12, 2023

milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

by Deetey April 23, 2017

Penny shed

Because a penny has nearly zero value and a shed is a building someone spends the least amount of money on to hide the shit they wanna throw away but think it’ll have use someday......

Ok boyz, don’t be causin any trouble tonight, the last thing we wanna do is spend the night in old sheriff Jonny’s ‘Penny shed’!

by Ball333 July 1, 2019

shedloads

A term used extensively in Bromyard, Herefordshire to express a multiplicity. Can be (incorrectly) "Shed loads" or "shed-loads".

"Shedloads of fun", "Shedloads of Walking" (Dr Helen Phillips, Natural England on Radio 5 Live - 4th May 2006).
"Earns Shedloads" of money.

by John Pound May 17, 2006

don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

shed-dragger

those people that like to drag a caravan (shed) 4 times the size of their car, often with wing mirrors 4 times the size of their caravan (shed) making over-taking an impossible feat, and you guessed it, getting to your destination 4 times longer!!

Shouting "you fucking shed-dragger!!" at anyone dragging a shed.

by Skinuss May 16, 2008

Sheddage

Colloquialism pertaining to the quantity and quality of a blokes sheds and contents.

"That guy has some great sheddage". "With all these new toys I will have to increase my sheddage."

by Dunedinite November 11, 2011