Saturn

Saturn is an amazing person who loves singing and loves to eat. Put any food in front of them and he'll eat it. He doesn't like to be mean to people but if he gets annoyed he gets annoyed. They have so many crushes on almost all their friends. Saturn likes reading and uses books to cope with a fucked up family life.

Hey Saturn, thank you for being an amazing friend, ya wanna get McDonald's? :p

by Yourmomlastnight October 6, 2021

Saturn

Saturn's are the coolest people ever. But thats only if they like being around you if they don't trust me you'll never experience that sort of coolness. They're very hot. Also may be stuck to that one phase they had when they were kids. Did I mention They're hot. Super self centered people might as well be named sun. But everyone loves Saturn's , if you become friends or even date a saturn keep them most have commitments issues.

Non-binary : who is saturn

Boy: that super hot kid in the back of the class

by Beemooo November 21, 2021

bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

bending saturn

A piercing of a butthole ring chained to a urethra piercing to a nose piercing to an ear piercing.

I accidentally stepped on my bending saturn

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

Saturn

A beautiful, amazing person that will be there for you no matter what happens in life; your ride or die.

Saturn is incredible

by Pantenemyween June 25, 2021