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Premium Jackwood

The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.
Picked myself up some premium jackwood today.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
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Spotify Premium

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet
"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023
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GANG Premium

GANG Premium is a notorious gang of violent members. They’ve been recognised as ‘The World’s Most Dangerous Group’ or duly noted as ‘The Real N.W.A’

Previous member of the group known as ‘Rosa Queef Parks’ or ‘Pizzaman’ (The knockoff of ‘Doughboy’) began to form problems with the rest of the group, which ultimately led to his demise on the 29/11/2024 at 19:03 he was rockin his pimp fit in the wrong place at the wrong time and ‘The Gang’ as they so call themselves pulled up and preformed a drive-by and inevitably took him out.

The Gang incudes the many God like divine beings such as; Matthew Hayden, Abdem McHanlon, Milo Footballfield, The Nan™, Zander From Dublin & Shiko.
They run the streets of the likes of all of Co. Wexford and small parts of Dublin. They don’t have any opps until they decide who the opps are, and when they’ve made their decision, they make quick work of whoever their target may be.

They’re infamous for; Grand theft auto, multiple shootings, 1st, 2nd & 3rd degree manslaughter, DUI, rape, telemarketing fraud, vandalism, graffiti, pyramid schemes, shoplifting, assault/battery, counterfeiting, several accounts of cyberbullying, disturbing the peace, armed robbery, arson, burglary, hostage-taking, bank robbery, bribery, aggravated assault, possession of marijuana, cocaine, crack cocaine, 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine, black tar heroine, ketamine, morphine, fentanyl, horse tranquiliser and excessive amounts of paracetamol, but that’s all we are aware of.
Opp #1: “Oh shit! It’s GANG Premium!”
Opp #2: “We gotta bounce!”
by zandet December 11, 2024
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Premium Bus-Bus

When something is so unbelievably bussing that it is considered to be premium bus-bus
Those nerds gummy clusters were premium bus-bus
by porsche girl September 26, 2023
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PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”
by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 23, 2017
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Premium Blend

When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.
Weed guy: You want a snap bro?!?
Bro: Yeah sure!
Weed guy: Shit is gas gas strait up premium blend in this bitch!
Bro: Takes snap: LFG premium blend is no joke!
by Premium Blend Guy December 12, 2022
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Schneidy Premium

The best podcast available on Spotify where Schneidy talks about anything and everything. Schneidy premium is very entertaining and anyone with a brain or not (he doesn't discriminate) should listen.
Yo dude did you catch the new episode of Schneidy premium it was so funny.
by schneidyisGOATED March 22, 2022
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