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the perfect hybrid of indica and sativa strains of (mad) roach.

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by Rose Rage January 15, 2018

Premium Blend

When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.

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by Premium Blend Guy December 12, 2022

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by Harry eade December 26, 2021

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by Fyii776 March 17, 2024

premium molé

The Premium Molé is a top-quality mixture of marijuana and tobacco of the highest caliber, each layered one atop the other in patient succession. Most enthusiasts recommend consuming the entire Preem in one go. Truly a gentleman's bowl, guaranteed to fuck your shit up. Chib

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by Certainly Not A Harvard Grad August 30, 2016

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a service that makes you a mega loser forever and make you |lose/never get| friends

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by guest75462 February 27, 2024

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by schneidyisGOATED March 22, 2022