This guy has the biggest and meanest schlong you'll ever see. That dong might as well be alien cause there is no way that an average of 2 foot 5 inches is natural (may be exaggerated). This guy gets every woman he wants and boy is he thirsty. He's a sex machine, to put it simply, and a brilliant one at that.
"The guy I fucked last night was a Paul. I mean, I never got his name but he was at least like 15 inches."
by CockSucker9002 December 2, 2018
Get the Paulmug. A Latvian boy who lives in a flat most likely has a rainbow tent in his room and part of the LGBTQ community. His favourite song is lucid dreams and is so depressed about his creative map in fortnite
by Midas is hot November 7, 2020
Get the Paulmug. the coolest most awesome guy you will ever meet. the sexiest man on the planet that can destroy the earth with his hotness. god was happy to see his best creation since moses. you always date paul cause he is the most handsome, caring and loving guy ever
by supbish September 18, 2017
Get the Paulmug. by Crichtonsaurus November 9, 2018
Get the Paulmug. 
You know Paul? Yes I know that nigga. He broke my heart and played games with me too. After 5 years of holding him down in prison.
by Bookie boo July 25, 2019
Get the Paulmug.