When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
Get the one eyed, one legged piratemug. When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
Get the PINCH one FLUSH onemug. A universal term, that in any conversation no matter what subject its on, can be used to describe someone.
by flashgames101 June 2, 2025
Get the One of Them Onesmug. by BRUH NO WHY March 15, 2024
Get the THE ONE PIECEEE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAALmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
Get the .9.One Hundred Anuda Thirty One.9.mug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025
Get the 《¤》Part《¤》One《¤》Through《¤》Zero《¤》paUrt《¤》oNe《¤》thrOugh《¤》zeUro《¤》parT《¤》onE《¤》througH《¤》zerO《¤》mug. The psychological sequence that involves an individual who only displays one barefoot (and another foot that has a sock or any foot covering on), especially to record a video or take pictures for sexual gratification or attention. This term is specifically focused on individuals who prefer having only one barefoot shown rather than both barefeet at the same time.
Some videos on YouTube demonstrate "only one sock on, one sock off" conditioning to sexually attract some individuals (predominantly males) who prefer over some videos that show both barefeet at the same time.
A man who records feet videos of any woman uploads a video that demonstrates "one sock on, one sock off" conditioning.
A man who records feet videos of any woman uploads a video that demonstrates "one sock on, one sock off" conditioning.
by ttrungraj May 19, 2023
Get the "One sock on, one sock off" conditioningmug.