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A Nigel

A situation where, after a sensible comment has been made, the receiver understands little or none of the comment or its context. Often ending up in a lengthy re-examination of the original comment at great distress to the issuing party.

The act of following a perfectly valid comment that would ordinarily spark debate with an idiotic question, thus derailing the entire conversation.
1.
Peter: "I just heard in the news that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "What?"
Peter: "I said I just heard that oil prices are soaring."
Steve: "Why?"
Peter: "I just read it in the news, I'm trying to find out why."
Steve: "the government do that to the property market."
Peter: "Are we still talking about oil prices?"
Stever: "What?"
Peter: "Stop being a Nigel!"

2.

Peter: "I just came up with a way of solving world peace for all humanity."
Steve: "Why?"
by ConcernedandConfusedFriend January 24, 2011
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Niels

A slang, or "street-name", for the wonderful drug MDMA (Methylendioxymethamfetamin) which is said to contain bits of real panther. When this "drug" is taken, one experiences a euphoric high while simultaneously boosting ones showmac skillz x 100000000!
HV på Niels i går!
Har du noget Niels?
Skal vi være sammen med Niels i dag?
Niels er min bedste ven.
Niels conquers all <3
by MathiasSander January 11, 2012
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niyelli

Niyelli is the most funniest friends and pretty person u can meet she is always there for you she understands u she the baddest person you can have as a friend make sure u meet a niyelli
boythat girl is so bad

Girlyeah that's a niyelli
by Niyelli May 8, 2018
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Nielan

A man who is super nice and a great friend, but ints all of my league games so he sucks.
Man, Nielan is 0/11
by 3picGamer69 September 6, 2019
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nigel ma-mover

A Nigel Ma-Mover is a act in witch one party (can not be self) inflicts a nigelteric action apon an individual. A Nigel Ma-mover can also be defined as a action committed in either playfulness or deliberate intent of performing an unsatisfactory outcome.
Can't believe you have done this, such a Nigel Ma-mover!

Nigel: *Revokes Authorization*
You: Such a Nigel Ma-mover
Friend: What a Nigel!
by Nigel Nee October 16, 2019
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Ninel

A ninel is a very strong and beautiful girl that is very easy to fall in love with and also very hard to get can but when you get with a Ninel you will never wanna let go of her and she will make you the happiest person ever , a ninel can seem very intimidating but when you get to meet one you will find out that she is very sweet and loving and loves to comfort ppl and will let you be your self gonna love ninels * rare to find * I go t me one of a kind
by Ariat April 11, 2021
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Nigel

The individual who brings the Brie to a party or other social function.
“Oh, that must be Nigel with the Brie!” -Bogey Lowenstein.
by Umberto Onderdonk July 29, 2021
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