National slap your bf day

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf

I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.

by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024

National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Jamie got slapped

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair

by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day . Boys can slap and grip a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy :nice ass *slap and grip girls ass*

Girl: why?
Boy:its national slap ass day

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

National slap a physicist day

Day (everyday) when you can slap a physicist. Especially those who study at PMF, Zagreb

Filip is a physicist. Slap him on national slap a physicist day.

by Micamaca September 1, 2023