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National Fuck Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?
by E-Dog1209 October 2, 2016
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National Quackity Day

June 12th is national quackity day.

let’s all celebrate the iPad kid on this day
“What day is it today?”

It’s national quackity day!”
by spicefoodgood April 25, 2021
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national ava day

National Ava day is a day to do whatever an Ava wants to do.

February 17th is national Ava day

Made by an Ava (obviously) Giesbrecht
1: What day is it today?
2: It’s national Ava day!
by Fescus March 31, 2021
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national stu day

February 3rd, aka national stu day, is a day to celebrate stu’s sacrifices by throwing on on groutfit
Don’t forget your groutfit tomorrow, it’s national stu day
by YA—BOIIII February 3, 2022
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National Moaning Day

Its on april 19th moan as loud as you can in school or at work and vs ur friends to be the best moaner
Hey дpyг it’s national moaning day ! (moans softly)

дpyг(Moans a little louder)
John Wicks (moans loud)
дpyг (MOANS INTENSLY)
*breaks peoples ear drums by moaning*
by Big nibba on that beat May 27, 2018
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national cum day

December 17th is national cum day, either cum in someone or get cummed in by someone.
"did you here its national cum day, bend the fuck over already."
by wizzro December 17, 2020
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National Booty Day

Every August 31 we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking
Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty
by Big booty appreciate August 30, 2019
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