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National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day 

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.
boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

National grab the best ass around you day 

When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.
"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."

National Grab ass day2.0

2.0 walk up to her. Grab that ass. Then keep moving