Kansas Krimson Krabs

Alternate form for KKK, a phrase for the STD “crabs”, but sounds way cooler!

Dude 1- “Yo there’s Jessica, doesn’t she have crabs?”

Dude 2- “Nah she got the Kansas Krimson Krabs

by no name man May 18, 2022

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mr krabs

canabalism

krabby pattie's are krab therefore mr krabs is canabalism

by smartysmartie223 December 26, 2021

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Krusty Krab Pizza’d

When you order a pizza and a drink, but the delivery guy forgets to bring the drink.

“I just got Krusty Krab Pizza’d by Dominos.”

by Krexxal April 8, 2022

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Imitation Krabs

the episode where a mr-krabs lookalike robot run by plankton says "Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli"

Person 1: Yo, have you ever heard of the episode Imitation Krabs?
Person 2: You mean the one where that one robot says "give me the formuoli"? Man that episode was crazy

by Gdestroyer March 19, 2022

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When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"

by The Butt Dictionary October 28, 2021

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