Mister Krabs

An erudite professor of Berkeley and The Universidad Nacional of Buenos Aires, writer, director, trumpet player, poet, coiffeur and the 72 president of the democratic republic of El Congo. Often confused with Alain Delon.

-The president of El Congo Mister Krabs, decided this mornig that he is going to finally nuke the dictatorial imperium of Canada. In other news a Julio Cortazar caused the death of 34 filipinos and 1 woman in a tropical storm on the middle of the point nemo.

by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 7, 2018

Twerk krab

Mr crab hot hebtwerking on mase hrd pP he be wet tho in dem paities

Mr krab twerk omn my thighs
Twerk krab

by GrandSider November 21, 2020

Mr. Krabs

A peice of shit boss who pays squidward regularly and pays Spongebob a Pennie a day or some Bull shit/ Cheap skate price of fuck

Person 1: Dude I just payed a five year old to give me his toy car!
Person 2: you pulled a Mr. Krabs

by Chulie March 28, 2019

mr krabs porn

pornography of character "mr krabs" from spiddle darn squack sack.

"Hey wanna watch mr krabs porn?"
"Yes"

by freshykz July 30, 2022

krab

An extreme version of the word ‘bitch’.

‘that girl gave me a dirty look, she’s such a krab’
adjective: the krabe woman

by Lobekah June 8, 2021

The Krusty Krab

The Krusty Krab is a fictional fast food restaurant in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. It is famous for its signature burger, the Krabby Patty, the formula to which is a closely guarded trade secret. The restaurant was founded by Eugene H. Krabs, who is also the owner and manager.

Is this the Krusty Krab? NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020

Mr. Krabbing

When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.

Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.

"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."

by kittenbean June 11, 2018