Kalie Bean

one who is sweet, sexy, beautiful inside and out,will rock your socks off, and make you feel like your the most important person in the world. She will never leave you, will always help you get out of trouble...AFTER she laughs at you for getting caught. And in the end she will be the sister you never had but wish you had <3

I wish my sister was named Kalie Bean and not ____.

by loverXfighter November 9, 2011

Kali Linux

Was created as a Debian fork specifically intended to make penetration testing on the “Universal Operating System” have a simpler setup process. You just plug and play. BlackArch and Pentoo would be comparable distributions.

Nowadays the butt of many jokes among the Linux community as its users are often seen as script kiddies. r/KaliLinux is filled with demonstrations of what happens when you make an absolute beginner the sysadmin of what’s essentially just Debian Unstable (hint: nothing good for them, but funny for us).

Xayden: IM GONNA HACK YOUR ROUTER! I USE KALI LINUX AND IM THE GOD OF HACKING!
Bob: Ethical hacking is how I pay the bills. I use Pentoo consistently for purposes that aren’t running 10000 different Wine applications - I.e. finding any security holes that some kid using Kali would try to exploit and stopping idiots trying to hack my clients. Please, take a look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why you even installed Kali.

by E hates Q April 17, 2022

Vasu kali

The term Vasu kali in Valorant refers to a poor or foolish decision made by a player during a match. It is more commonly used as a criticism or observation of a player's performance

player 1:I just did whiffed all my shots.
player 2: stop the vasu kali

by Kakashi Uchiha 007 January 30, 2023

Kali Johnson

A blonde headed girl with blue eyes that make you melt every time you look into them. A really sweet and loving girl who will never EVER disappoint you in anyway! A girl who is really good at sex and has a perfect set of breasts! She is someone who will love you to the moon and back and loves really tight hugs along with a gentle kiss. Kali will make you feel like you are the happiest guy in the world if you date her. She is one of the most beautiful girls I know and guys should do anything for a Kali in there life!

Guy: "Hey guess who I'm dating?!"

Guy 2: "Kali Johnson?"

Guy: "YEAH! :D''

Guy 2: "DUDE, you're so lucky!"

by iAJMx November 5, 2013

Kali and Ashley

straight up G.
coolest kids on the block.
twins.
like to moisturize together;)

like. OMG. it's like your kali and ashley.. but not :(

by mwahahaha7 May 14, 2010

Kali Linuxing

Lagging the fuck out because you "installed kali linux".

Jack: Have you heard of li-!$£!^&$£%?
Tom: Jack, have you been kali linuxing again?

by coulrulner January 22, 2022

Jua Kali

Jua Kali is an east african term that means something very roughly made or ineffective

for example, the door of a boing 747 has broken off and some idiot decides to reattach it with masking tape. every time someone would want to use the door they would have to cut all of the tape on one side and carry the door as they open and close it. after which they spend the next 30 minutes reapplying the tape.

pronounced:
Jew-Ah-Kah-Lee

His car is so Jua Kali that he has to put a brick of the pedal while he pushes the car to get it started, then as it starts to drive off he needs to run up to his card board passenger door and clammer into the driver seat because the driver door is stuck.

by MIGIT-ZILLA November 29, 2015