cooter ketchup

Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!
by AZ August 27, 2003
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Ketchup drool

The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening
Don't pour the ketchup bottle over your fries until all the ketchup drool has cleared.
by Ruzi May 25, 2015
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pickle in the ketchup

When engaging in sexual intercourse (hetrosexual) when the woman is on her period

AKA, dogging your lady when aunt flo is in town
Pulling out the tampon and proceeding with sexual intercourse, when done pull out and voila a pickle in the ketchup
by Whitie Bear September 18, 2006
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Ketchup Packet

When your girl is on her period and you squeeze her so blood comes out her vagina.
My girl is on her period so I squeezed her and called her my ketchup packet.
by MEMEBIGBIGBOY October 09, 2017
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Himalayan Ketchup

Gosha can chug 266.4 mL worth of Himalayan ketchup.
by A Rad Lad October 05, 2017
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stale ketchup

3 day old period blood found in a McDonalds bathroom.
I used some stale ketchup on my Big Mac.
by HappyMeal145879 October 11, 2013
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ketchup rag

Something used by girls to absorb their menstrual flow. The term is used to provide a shocking visual.
Mimi: AFK
Jenn: Ping me when you get back. I have a question.
Mimi: Back. Had to run to the bathroom. My ketchup rag was overflowing.
Jenn: Ill. TMI!
by MimiSays May 13, 2009
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