hotmessery

When several things happening at the same time, are hot messes. Similar to hot mess express.

In speaking about several people acting like hot messes:

Girl: Alright, this is true hotmessery.

by heterolifemate December 27, 2010

hotmess

A person who makes a stellar leader...can be a disaster 24/7 but pull off any task given to them. Makes things ten times harder than they need to be but handles business. Can laugh off and make look good falling down a flight of stairs, rear ending people regularly and over all making a fool of themselves.

A hotmess will continue to make a million mistakes but can always persevere with a smile on their face.

by lea-tard August 20, 2011

Hotmessedness

The state of being a hot mess or the overall general behavior when describing one being as such. Usually a drunken or inebriated state followed by loss of control of bodily functions and/or fluids all the while not understanding why anybody is making a big deal or getting angry at those who do.

I can't stand going out with so and so on the weekend with all her hotmessedness.

by Higbittytoes May 22, 2014