by Jerr Kinoff March 11, 2022

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by jesusnumber1 May 4, 2021

A guy with platinum hair, he forgets very easily and never keeps his words. Don't waste your time on these guys. They also have an addiction to porn. If you fall in love they will break your heart.
I don't want a Hanson in my life.
by strawberrysky123 August 24, 2022

the gayest faggot you will ever meet in your whole life (Cult leader). Led his small cult of less than 15 people to believe that Allah was indeed Akbar.
Who was that one guy we learned about in history, you know, the vague one?
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
Ethan Hanson Cult Leader?
YEAH!
by Mister Robato69 March 7, 2017

Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
