Hansen

A man who knows where the bitches are at.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Hansen?

Person 2: Yeah, he just told me where all the bitches are at.

by LemonChik1 November 22, 2021

Jessica Hansen

the most prettiest, strongest, cutest, and kindest girl u will ever met. This girl has the best personality and the best smile ever. Jessica Hansen is everyone’s dream girl and if this girl is yours, then you are one of the luckiest person in this planet earth.

My beautiful, Beautiful Jessica Hansen

i love you, you will always be mine and i wont ever let you go.

by Vinley November 24, 2021

Tobias Hansen

The very definition of a loser, this person is the saddest person alive. some say that you will end up with a severe depression after being in contact with this being.

You see that guy over there? He is such a Tobias Hansen, ugh!

by TheRealpseudoboss September 16, 2019

cheyenne hansen

The act of two hobos having anal penetration within a cardboard box.

Hey i just saw the homeless guys Bob and Moe having themselves a Cheyenne Hansen behind the bar. I think I'll puke now.

by Cheyenne Hansen November 14, 2016

Sam Hansen

This girl Sam Hansen is someone like no other. All she does is hit straight up clingers over the fence. However she’s still the best big dawwwg.

All Sam hansen does is hit clingers.

by Tooties April 23, 2019

Mr. Hansen

Cool dude, great science teacher, 10/10 would want to take a class with again.

Dude I got Mr. Hansen for science this year!

by TheReal7E September 15, 2022