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Humpty Dumpty

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).
Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe
by corub69 January 7, 2024
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Humpty Dumpty

A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.
bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend
by CUMbova December 18, 2018
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