Fuck-off

(noun) a competition in which suitors try to out-fuck each other

The suitee couldn't decide amongst the suitors and said "We will settle this with a fuck-off! Whoever does the best job getting me off gets to be my boyfriend!"

by Creative Suggestions May 5, 2023

fuck off fund

A large sum of money saved up in the event that you tell your employer or partner fuck off. A fuck-offee should have a years' worth of expenses saved to remain self-sustaining while looking for a new source of income.

I told my boss to fuck off today and that's alright because my fuck off fund has my back.

by Lizisms December 14, 2017

fuck off watson

the retaliation phrase for 'no shit Sherlock'

Jim: its raining
bob: no shit Sherlock

Jim: Fuck off Watson!

by BlackPanthax September 3, 2017

Fuck Off You Cunt

When someone is being bothered by a certain someone and is starting to get really pissed off and wants them to just go away or shut up.

Michal: "It is a verb then"
Patryczku: "Michalku, just Fuck Off You Cunt"

by The Ultimate Finger Blaster June 12, 2016

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by Purplegoat007 July 28, 2018

Fuck off and die

1. Telling person/animal to get the hell away from current location and die.

Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAH I SAW GABE'S WANG IN THE SHOWER AND IT IS THE SMALL
Gabe: FUCK OFF AND DIE.

by Maggo June 20, 2003

FUCK OFF MODE

When somebody is in this type of mood you dont want to mess with them. i.e. stay the fuck away

When Rambo stood on the back of a Jeep and shot seven shades of shit out of about a million enemies with a huge machine gun....he was in FUCK OFF MODE

by jonny and pete yeah? October 2, 2009