Enrique Pellaes fucked your mom.
by enriquepellaes October 28, 2021

Easily one of the slowest thinkers to ever walk the planet. Watching him try to process a full sentence is like buffering in real life. He struggles with women, not because he’s shy, but because he radiates “unserious and unstable.” And when he finally manages to get one, he tears her down so she won’t leave him. Deep down, he knows he brings nothing to the table. Not even his own family would save him first in a fire. That kind of neglect must be where all that bitterness comes from.
by DollarMenuDrama July 2, 2025

Enrique~ A guy with an amazing cock always kind loving and a dick sometimes he’s proper funny 😂 Sexy mf probably banging your bird rn g sticks with day 1
“Did u hear screaming from Enrique’s room “
“Ye apparently he dick is so big some girls said they don’t want to go back to it cos it hurt so much that’s what some Gyal said ‘’
“Ye apparently he dick is so big some girls said they don’t want to go back to it cos it hurt so much that’s what some Gyal said ‘’
by Big black cock who tells truth March 21, 2020

Enrique he is a VERRY kind person and VERRY pretty he might be dry but if you really get to know him he is one of the most awesome people u can meet and if you ever date him he will constantly give you butterflies he is so kind once u loose an Enrique in your life there is no one u can replace him with he likes to watch animea and he likes to skateboard even tho he might be having a bad day he will always try to make yours better no matter what he will always be there for you he is loving kind and awesome he is VERRY good looking if u ever have a bf named Enrique keep him he is very special there is no one better then Enrique
Her: hey do u know that knew boy bro he is so cute I talked to him he is so awesome I kinda catches feelings
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Enrique he is VERRY nice trust me be friends with him you won’t regret it
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Enrique he is VERRY nice trust me be friends with him you won’t regret it
by Yo mamas left toe February 2, 2022

We should have shots For Enrique's birthday. No he cannot hold his liquor down please don't. 10 minutes after where's Enrique He's in the bathroom puken his guts out I overheard The janitor say se paso de verga este vato
by Officerramrod November 22, 2021

Blessed by the best never the less strong Follower of Jesus Christ. one of a kind man a love like no other it's Always with me.
by ReegsGonzo November 23, 2021

Basically the most self-absorbed and egocentric person you’ll ever cross. Will never admit he is wrong. He actually might die if you hit his ego hard enough. Finally he loves to brag about money and his possessions like it’s his job. (Although he would never actually work a single day in his life)
by Nikipiki December 25, 2018
