Emerson

Mr. steal yo girl he's got the biggest dick around at least 12 inches

Emerson bouta fuck yo bitch

by aaabbbcccdddeeefffggg September 27, 2021

The Emerson Effect

When you are telling a story and become self aware that the story is getting too long and your audience is distinguished. At this point it is best to stop the story at this point. Based off of Emerson who told notoriously long and boring stories.

Yo man I was telling this story to Mary Helen and had the Emerson Effect! I got out of there real quick before people got too bored.

by Marky No Likey April 15, 2015

Emerson

a no good lying scum bag who will do nothing but cheat on you take your money get high and then lie and say he’s been sober for months and never seen that girl in his life

ugh he still hasn’t paid me back

he’s such an emerson

by truthteller1279 April 8, 2025

Emerson

A gay kid who got fucked at job core by black guys

Emerson got fucked by black guys at job core

by lilbilchildbeater May 5, 2022

Emerson

A boy who looks like a squirrel and is obsessed with another boy named Tony.

"Tony date Emerson?"

by RandomUsername776 June 4, 2018

Emerson

Emerson is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she loves to play her sport and doesn't get mad often or show her feelings.

Person a, Did you see that dunk?!
Person b, Yeah! That was Emerson!

by Njenwnn May 22, 2021

Emerson

An individual that would spend over 3000 USD on a Chipotle burrito.

This individual is very edgy in his humour but does not actually mean it. He has a small army of Femboys but never asks for them.

Person one: Hey Emerson what you up to?

Emerson: I'm going out to get my daily burrito.

Person one: O ok who's this person?

Emerson: O he's one of them femobys I never ask for.

by OfficeWizard January 3, 2024