Can I Lick Your Pineapple?

A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".

Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."

Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"

by MayILikeYourPineapple? June 24, 2011

can i haz cheese burger

start with amazingly funny pics of cats doing funny things text was added most then it was dubbed lolcats popular was can i haz cheeseburger

the kitty said can i haz cheese burger!

by iwiniwiniwin October 24, 2008

Can I knock you up?

A saying from England that means to knock on your door. If your related to somebody from england, tell them that and see what they say.

English Man: Can I knock you up? American Lady: NO! YOU CREEP

by Badasscrackermotherfucker August 24, 2011

can I get a piece

when a 3 some is going at it and another person wants to join (making it a 4 some)

(Tom, Jane,& Emma together in the corner, Bill walks up)
Bill: Can I have a piece?

by Pinherd April 21, 2004

Can I see your basement?

Just someone asking to see a basement in your home. Nothing more.

Man & Woman
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.

by chubby.cows April 5, 2019

can i ask you a petro

another way of saying “can i ask you a question”

friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?

friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?

by theriddler123 November 15, 2022

Can I hakuna your matatas?

Meaning “Can I fondle your breasts”
Either male or female tits

Hay Ashley. Can I hakuna your matatas?

Hay Dave. Can I hakuna your massive man matatas?

by 7472638 July 13, 2019